Wasn't it great to lead an unobserved love-live during student riding competitions? And now come these two lurid snoopers from Germany and Switzerland and mess up your privacy. Damn. Aren't you sick of being humiliated and mocked by this stupid online magazine? Can you laugh about this. - I can't. WUEC news really sucks!

THE P A P A R A Z Z I S Fortunately they were not the only ones around with a camera, he he! MR HORSESLAUGHTER got a hold of this exclusive picture, which can go without any comment.

There is always a better Paparazzi than you. Attenti a quei due!

Yours Sincerely, MR HORSESLAUGHTER