Price: Free drinks for the Editors	#17346 Sunday August 6th 2000	Independent - Provocative - Informative

A. M. from Sweden is the new female World University Champion of International Relationships. She made some special efforts in keeping the German team happy. Considering the overwhelming results of the Germans, this woman definitely knows to pull the trigger that makes men successful.
When A. tried to contact one of the triumphant German riders after the competition some rumors about her benevolent and impressively effective support started to go around Germany. A. was so upset about these rumors that she announced merciless revenge as a cruel elephant mare for the next ten years. She also threatened the student riding community with nasty erase-viruses like smallpenis.exe. This perfectly suits the needs of large pachyderms ...

The Final Kissing Ceremony is a traditional custom of student riding. To make this act of friendship more credible, the finalists usually take their hats off. Facing a wild scrap with a potential world champion with intense commitments on both sides and hot snarling italian teeth, such a security measure seems like a wise precaution, however. Well, under other circumstances people find it horny to leave boots and spurs on, which is true (and seemed to be too boring) for these two anyway. Everybody as he pleases!

To find out why Lynn (USA) finds Swiss mineral water so horrible and how this is related to Freddie (BEL) swimming in 12° cold water go to the River Rafing Picture Page. Learn about the ultimate incentive for student riders ...

The Belgians, who are reported as table soccer addicts from the saturday night party, spent an intermission like all real soccer hooligans. Earlier this year their riots and a tacky mess in a gym in Bonn/GER had caused a heart attack of the concerned housekeeper. This time their riots concentrated on devastating other peoples outfit with various alcoholic beverages. Girls were also attacked with ice cubes so they wouldn't get too hot by these charming advances. The sudden retreat of Belgian attackers was so neatly organized that the counterattack, led by lieutenant Spatz (USA), caused most casualties for some nearby Germans who got in the firing line more or less accidentally. The perseverance of lieutenant Spatz could win at least Nick Pullmann (BEL) for peace talks. Eventually, he reluctantly agreed to holding the closest thing to an olive branch.

[a girl's comment]
And there was also the Spanish team which made everybody (especially the females) sing "e viva España" the whole week. Borja, Sergio, Ignacio and Carolina ought to get the prize for the prettiest or most handsome models in the competition. At least, it gives us the opportunity to have a look at their photo of the gala night again and again...

[practical comment by someone who knows to spell 'computer']
We have sold the rights of this picture to "Hola". For the females and Clemens (AUT) who can not wait for the next edition or do not have access to the spanish yellow press: Click on the picture to get the full size image. Press Ctrl+P. Click on printer properties. For paper orientation select "Landscape". Click OK. Click OK in the Print dialog. Stick the printout next to your mirror in the bathroom. Take your reddest lipstick and draw a heart around your favourite.

Poppi and Hannes, two very special supporters from southern Germany, have recently been offered the leading part in the TV-series "Big". Their estimated age is about five, although they don't look like it...

Poppi tried to initiate his first relationship to a girl, Jeanine, the German reserve rider. Jeanine, aware of the fact that in Switzerland relationships with minors could get her into trouble, handled the situation appropriately by tactfully turning around when Poppi started french-kissing her ...

As guys always need to compare everything like their cars, their horses, their yachts, and other things we can not mention here they also came to counting chest-hair. We don't know exactly who won the contest, Barry (IRL) or Mike (POL), because there seemingly was nothing to count on both chests (not even a gold chain, thank god). But both were good losers and ended the comparison at the bar...